
Yes, you read that correctly.
Let me explain.
I see you babe.
You long for inner peace, yet that anxious voice in your head won't shut the f*** up.
You know that people post their ✨best life✨ on Insta, yet you can't stop comparing your seemingly shitty existence to theirs.
Your version of 'self-love' looks like dropping €344 on another SHEIN haul, only to leave you feeling worse than the quality of their €1 tops.
You've been told all your life that the world is your oyster, but that's not true. YOU are the oyster.
Babe, it's time for you to stop looking outside of yourself for everything and start looking within.
I get that you've tried before and you're tired, but real happiness will never be found in another SHEIN haul regardless of how good the quality is! 🥶 Someone had to say it...
Stop wasting your precious time, hard-earned 💸💸💸 and energy on shit that doesn't change anything.
Let's get real for a sec.
It's your time to GLOW with confidence like a Tube girlie, become ✨delulu✨ with self-belief and finally, break up with saying yes to everybody and start choosing you.
You have one f***ing life.
Take that shit seriously.
⬇️ I want to be a Tube Girlie ✨2024 is around the corner and whether you like it or not, you can't control time.
None of us can. But what you can control, is how you show up.
Your soul is screaming at you to level TF up. Stop letting your ego silence her call 😮💨
2 years ago, after eating a 20-pack of Tim Tams for breakfast following a 2-day bender, my mid-twenties life flashed before my eyes.
"What the actual f*** have I been doing with myself?" 🤯
With each Tim-Tam down the hatch, the mask I was wearing began to lift. The most painful breakdown of my life led me to my greatest breakthrough.
I thank the Universe and Tim-Tams every day for guiding me to see clearly, to love myself like I love others and to FINALLY feel in control of my mind.
Stop being a fuckboy in your own life, there's enough of them out there.
Now, let's finally make you a priority in 2024, shall we?
I got you boo, Sorc X
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